What if I have a good excuse?

This image released by the Shelby County, Tenn., Sheriff's Office shows Randall Hank Williams Jr., Tuesday, April 4, 2006, in Memphis, Tenn. Williams surrendered to police Tuesday on a warrant issued in an alleged assault on a hotel waitress in March, a charge his publicist claimed is driven by 'greed.' (AP Photo/Shelby County Sheriff's Office)

'Greed'? That's not so much an excuse as an explanataion. It's making me wonder if his publicist is completely retarded, or just lazy.

I think I would have accepted 'hunger' or 'boredom' as better answers because I don't think those are deadly sins, last time I checked.

Also, I can see attacking someone out of boredom. I think I may have actually done it before, when I was both hungry and bored.